Piebald - "If It Weren't For Venetian Blinds, It Would Be Curtains For Us All" Standard LP
Iodine Recordings

Piebald - "If It Weren't For Venetian Blinds, It Would Be Curtains For Us All" Standard LP

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This is a pre-order item with an estimated shipment date of February 27th 2026. Anything else purchased in the same order will not be shipping until this is in stock.

Before Piebald were known for their anthemic sing-alongs and offbeat charm, there was Venetian Blinds, an evolution from hardcore roots into something uniquely their own with all of their trademark chaos and cleverness. 


Originally released in 1999 on Big Wheel Recreation, “If It Weren’t For Venetian Blinds, It Would Be Curtains For Us All’’ brought Piebald’s blend of the sincere and the satirical to the 90’s emo and indie-rock scene 


Now, Iodine Recordings proudly presents a deluxe reissue of this quintessential

Record. Completely remastered for vinyl by Jack Shirley (Joyce Manor, Quicksand) at The Atomic Garden, and out of print since its original release. This remastered edition features fully updated artwork reconstructed from original source materials and photos, as well as a retrospective commentary written by the band.


Springing from the thriving Merrimack Valley scene that produced Converge and Cave In, Venetian Blinds’ bridged the gap between underground post-hardcore experimentation and the hook-driven songwriting that would soon define an era. Witty, heartfelt, and impossible to categorize, this deluxe reissue celebrates a crucial piece of Piebald’s history.

Standard

  1. Grace Kelly With Wings

  2. We Believe In Karma

  3. Mess With The Bulls

  4. Dirty Harry And The Thunderbolts

  5. You Won’t Be Seeing Me Again

  6. Rules For Mules

  7. Giddy Like A Schoolgirl

  8. All You Need Is Drums To Start A Dance Party

  9. If Marcus Garvey Dies, Then Marcus Garvey Lives

  10. Still We Let It Choke Us

  11. Mount Pleasant

  12. Location Is Everything

  13. Fat And Skinny Asses

Garment sizing may vary. Please check official brands website for up to date sizing.
AS Colour Size Guide
AS Colour
Block Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66
Body Length (cm) 71 74 77 80 83
Staple Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Width (cm) 47 52 57 61 64 68
Body Length (cm) 71 75 79 82 84 85
Stone Wash Heavy
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Width (cm) 51 55 59 63 67 71
Body Length (cm) 71.5 75 78.5 82 85.5 87.5
Long Sleeve
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 49 53 57 61 65
Body Length (cm) 73 76 78 81 83
Barnard Tank
Size XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 45 48 51 54 57 60
Body Length (cm) 69 72 75 78 81 84
Lowdown Singlet
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 46 49 52 55 58
Body Length (cm) 74 77 80 83 86
Tall Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 48 52 57 61 66
Body Length (cm) 82 85 89 92 94
Ringer Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 47 52 57 61 64
Body Length (cm) 71 75 79 82 84
Wafer Tee
Size XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 42 44 47 49 53 57
Body Length (cm) 68 69 70 71 72 73
Organic Maple Tee
Size XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 46 48 51 53 56 58
Body Length (cm) 64 65 66 67 68 69
Women's Crop
Size XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 47.5 50 52.5 55 57.5 60
Body Length (cm) 44 45 46.5 47.5 48.5 49.5
Tulip Singlet
Size XS S M L XL
Body Width (cm) 44 47 49 52 54
Body Length (cm) 70 72 74 76 78

 

 

Gildan
Adult T-Shirt
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81
Body Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Adult Long Sleeve
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81
Body Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Adult Tank Top
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71
Body Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84
Ladies T-Shirt
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Width (cm) 41 43 47 50 56 60
Body Length (cm) 64 67 69 71 72 74
Adult Ringer Tee
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66
Body Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81
Adult 3/4 Raglan T-Shirt
Size S M L XL 2XL
Body Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66
Body Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81

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